⚔️ Swipe to slice
Classic fruit-ninja-style arcs. Cut poops mid-air, build combos, and rack up bonus points before they hit the floor.
Slice the mess.
Save the bathroom.
A kawaii arcade slicer starring a human samurai hero. Swipe through smiling poops, dodge toilet paper, and level up every 100 points as the bathroom dojo gets wilder.
Free to play · iPhone & iPad · Game Center leaderboards
Honorable duty. Ridiculous targets.
One thumb, instant fun — no tutorial required.
🧻 Don't slice the paper
Toilet paper rolls cost lives. Restraint turns mindless swiping into an actual game — three strikes and the bathroom is overrun.
💩✨ Golden poops & bosses
Rare golden targets worth extra points. Giant boss poops take multiple hits — slice fast or face the chaos.
📈 Level up every 100
Difficulty scales with your score. Spawns get faster, hazards multiply, and bosses arrive sooner the better you play.
🪥 Power-ups
Grab the toothbrush (2× score), plunger (magnet), or air freshener (slow-mo) when they fly across the dojo.
🎵 Procedural audio
Slice whooshes, combo bells, and a lo-fi shamisen loop — all synthesized on-device. Toggle sound, music, and haptics in settings.
The bathroom dojo
Sakura windows, pink tiles, and a stoic samurai who takes cleanup seriously.
Ready to clean up?
Grab your katana. The bathroom won't save itself.
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